[ a snort and mary rolls her eyes, digging out a few coins to toss on the table for when the bar maid comes back around. ] Ain't I always, ya cheap lout?

[ muttered affectionately. you have a certain annoying charm about you, edward, that she'll admit. like a puppy that always runs right up and jumps on you after it's been rolling around in the mud. cute, but difficult ]

More shallow than a light rain's puddle, that's our Kenway. [ But said in a teasing tone. She knows there's more to him than getting drunk and stealing riches and taking ships. It's just about the same as pulling teeth to get it to actually show. ]

Do you, captain? [ there's a surprised laugh here and, lmfao, edward you lazy bitch, she'd like to see you try. ] Tell me the last time you worked hard for something that wasn't done with a pistol, a blade or a ship's cannons.