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The Most Fabulous ([personal profile] ashehole) wrote in [community profile] masturbatorium2013-05-21 04:38 pm

this is fuckin' awesome


Open RP Post


find a character you want to play with and respond to their thread. can't find who you want? let me know!
we can make up a scenario, adapt a meme of some sort, or... something else? whatever the fuck we want.
if you need ideas, the random scenario meme has just about anything you could want.
wanna do a picture prompt? we can do some picture prompts.
FUCK YEAH WE'RE TOTALLY ROLEPLAYING RIGHT NOW!!!


Handy-Dandy Quick Links:
Vanessa Cleveland Catty Turner Finnick Odair Belle Beaumont Chloe Saunders
Commander Shepard Piper McLean Jordan Langley Jaime Lannister Eli Keaton
Sally Malik Corey Carling Shadow Fenris Meetra Surik
Revan Keiko Nakagawa Alyss Heart Ava James
Percy Jackson Frank Zhang Helen Jason Grace David Levin
April O'Neil Galen Marek Reyna Jackson Swift Jaime Reyes
Fran Zhang (AU) Jasa Grace (AU) Piper McLean (AU) Gretel Sirius Black
Cullen Liv Durand Maddie Moss Daniel Bianchi Finley Odair (AU)
Persephone Jackson (AU) Derek Hale Raleigh Becket Allison Argent Liam Hunt
Seph McCauley Jonah Kinlock Edward Kenway Aveline de Grandpre Gale Hawthone
Will Scarlet Korra Carswell Thorne Scarlet Benoit
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[personal profile] pawpular 2013-08-11 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
She purrs louder, pleased. It'd definitely be weird if she was in her human form, but...she's not. And Derek's usually such a jerk, she's proud of herself for having gotten something other than a scowl out of him. Even if he still looks annoyed at him.

Plus, that feels really nice. Whatever, she's a cougar, she's allowed.

She chuffs at him again, disbelieving. He wouldn't be here if he thought that. Neither would she, for that matter. Maya might be obnoxious sometimes, but she won't spend time around people who really, genuinely don't want her around. She's neither a sadist, nor a masochist.
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[personal profile] tsunderek 2013-08-11 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Honestly, Derek isn't sure if he means to be a jerk, but there are things he needs - wants - and sometimes the way to get them is to not be soft. Being soft has never gotten him anywhere in life. Paige, Kate, Jennifer. Boyd and Erica. His jaw clenches again.

His fingers dig absently into her fur, scratching.

No, he supposes he wouldn't be here. She's less obnoxious than Stiles at least, and see how much time he spends with that kid?
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[personal profile] tsunderek 2013-08-11 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a snort from him at the wolfish grin, despite himself. He's not going to make a move. There's no threat unless she makes herself one, at the very least. And he isn't exactly territorial. He just has a pack of stupid teenagers to protect.

Derek crouches, a slight smirk on his face. Yeah, okay. He can play this game, too.]
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[personal profile] pawpular 2013-08-11 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Her eyes close for a moment. All in all, she wants to chalk this up as a success, at least for now.

She shifts her head out from under his hand, tilting it up at him instead. There's an inquiring chirp from her, having noticed the way his jaw is clenching. She doesn't expect him to tell her what's wrong, but there's no harm in asking.

Well, sort of.
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[personal profile] tsunderek 2013-08-11 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
Derek doesn't speak cat, let alone mountain lion, but he can tell when there's an inquisitive noise when it's pointed at him. There's a shrug of his shoulders.

He doesn't want to talk about it. He hasn't before, and he won't now.

"Come on," he says gruffly, taking off now that she's pulled back. If she's determined to stick around, she can walk with him.
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[personal profile] pawpular 2013-08-11 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
She yowls irritably when he takes off without answering, although it's not clear if she's annoyed about the lack of answering, or the taking off. On the other hand he does basically invite her to come along.

She lopes after him easily, enjoying the bunch and pull of her muscles in this form so much that she only pauses to push her head against the back of his leg before she bounds on ahead of him. She sits down maybe fifteen feet ahead of him, tail swishing across the ground.

She doubts he'll chase her, but she wants him to anyway.
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[personal profile] tsunderek 2013-08-11 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
He's no rush, and Derek isn't exactly the playful type. His pack was the same way, but he's always been more content in watching the games.

Still, there's definitely part of him that wants to do it. He hasn't always been like this, cut off and guarded and lacking in fun. There was a time when he was easy going, but that was... Before the fire. Before he lost his mom. His family.

"This is why I said go bother someone else." He sounds like he's scolding her.
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[personal profile] pawpular 2013-08-11 10:21 am (UTC)(link)
If cats could stick their tongues out without looking ridiculous, this is the part where she would do that. As it is, Maya just stays where she is, swishing her tail back and forth, waiting for him to at least catch up with her.

It's also code for nope, happy bothering you. The others are around, obviously, but they all have people they can spend time with. Derek is alone, so Derek gets the benefits of her company.

Maya pushes herself easily to all fours again, impatient. She prowls towards the forest, back to him, and then back towards the forest again, an obvious hint. If he won't play tag, he can at least explore with her.
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[personal profile] tsunderek 2013-08-11 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Derek likes being alone. There's a reason why he always is. But it doesn't seem like there's really any point in telling her to go. She's not going to. He knows Maya enough to know that she's stubborn like that. And more to the point, she's not a wolf, not part of his pack. He can't actually order her to go.

He growls a sigh, more wolf than man, but her movements are obvious. He picks up his pace - slightly, because she doesn't get to order him around. Fine, whatever. He'll go exploring.
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[personal profile] glaux 2013-08-11 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes?

[ Oh, no you don't. He grins and catches her around the waist before she can make another move. Avery lifts his head a little higher and ever to lightly kiss between her rib before blowing another raspberry there. So he likes to make Persy squirm. Call it a not-so-guilty pleasure of his. ]
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[personal profile] untames 2013-08-12 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ Now that she has an opening, Vivian pads forward, sniffing the ground around him before she turns her sharp snout in his direction, figuring out who this stranger is. The perk of being away from pack pressures is that she can do as she pleases - not that this truly stopped her in the first place.

You smell good, she decides amusedly, grinning again until she nudges his leg with her nose, playing the part of a friendly stray. Which, in a way, she is nowadays.
]
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[personal profile] pawpular 2013-08-12 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Her ears twitch when she hears the growl, and he gets another amused chuff for his troubles. Don't be a baby. Honestly, it's like hanging out with her is hard or something.

But her purring echoes across the space between them when he picks up the pace, an obvious indication that he's pleased her. Maya runs on ahead again, winding her way easily through the trees until she disappears from sight. He might think she's given up on him, but her claws sink satisfyingly into the bark of a suitable looking tree as she drags herself up into the branches. Her superior eyesight locks on him through the leaves, watching to see what he'll do next.

Maya's kind of impressed she's managed to hold the form for this long. Here's hoping she doesn't lose control in the middle of this, because that could get embarrassing. Fast.
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[personal profile] tsunderek 2013-08-12 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
It's down right difficult, obviously. It's easier to hang out with her as a cougar than it is when she's a girl, but Derek's always had little patience. No, not always, but that's someone who has been gone for a long time anyway.

When Maya finally disappears, it doesn't really matter to him if she's disappeared on him. That's basically what he's wanted. And yet, he keeps moving forward, keeps following the trail that she leaves for him. There's a thread of thought there that he should probably look into but that would require too much effort that he doesn't want to explore anyway.

He shoves his hands into the pockets of his jeans, pretty much glowering with each step that he takes. It's not about her; it's because of himself.
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[personal profile] pawpular 2013-08-12 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
If she were a girl again, she'd smile. He keeps on coming, for whatever reason, and she's pleased with that.

She's not sure why she's latched on to Derek out of all the werewolves who belatedly arrived in their little sanctuary. He's made it more than clear that he has his own agenda, and isn't interested in playing nice. He's there because he has to be, not because he wants to be.

Maybe Maya can relate to that.

She waits for him to pass under her, go ahead a little. And then she drops to the ground without warning, yowling a little. Not angrily or threatening; she's mostly just making noise to surprise him.
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[personal profile] tsunderek 2013-08-13 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
It doesn't help that, out of all of them, Derek is still the oldest. No longer a teenager, and yet he's surrounded by them. There's a clear separation here. He's caught in the middle of the adults who are not supernatural, and the teenagers who definitely are more overpowered than is good for them.

His own pack included, for what it's worth.

Sometimes, he wishes he was close to Peter, or that his psychotic uncle had stuck around at all.

All the time, he misses his mother, his alpha. He wonders if she would have known what to do with all of this.

Derek barely reacts. He looks human, but he's still a wolf. And he could still smell her nearby, still hear her touch the ground. He looks over his shoulder, half-amused.

"Is that really the best you have?"
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[personal profile] pawpular 2013-08-13 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
Maya hisses at him, affronted. After all, if he wasn't such a baby about having fun, she wouldn't have to walk on eggshells around him. He'd made it seem like dropping out of trees was all he could handle without keeling over from sheer impotent rage.

She likes to think she got that across, somehow. And if that doesn't work, the way her muscles bunch might clue him in. She makes sure her claws are retracted, obviously, but that's about the only precaution she takes before she launches herself at him, fulling intent on knocking him to the ground.
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[personal profile] soughs 2013-08-13 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
[It doesn't help that she's ticklish, and he seems to find every place that's sensitive. It's cute, really, and oddly hot. There are times when dating someone like Avery is insanely challenging, but Persy wouldn't trade a second of it for anything, not even the sake of the world.

She laughs again.]
Stop, stop! You win. I give up.
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[personal profile] tsunderek 2013-08-13 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
Derek doesn't suspect that who knows how many pounds of muscle and flying cat fur is going to jump at him, but it should have been obvious. Teenagers, he swears.

He takes her in the chest, making a loud grunting noise as his hands immediately go to her front legs. He backs up, stumbles. His face shifts, more wolf than man now, eyes glowing red.

There's power in his muscles, behind his actions. His human frame belies the strength he has, and while she's big, powerful, so is he. It's not meant to be particularly threatening or to hurt her, but when she smacks against him, he throws her back to the ground.

There's a brief flash of a grin on his face.
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[personal profile] pawpular 2013-08-13 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
Maya bears down with her strength, but even when he's completely human, it turns out that Derek has formidable strength.

She'd sort of known that in theory, but in practice it's a whole lot different, and she'd kind of been expecting to push him down. Having the tables turned takes her by surprise, makes it easier for him to throw her down.

She scrambles back to all fours almost immediately, an irritated yowl tugging itself from the back of her throat. But she catches that grin as she starts to pace back and forth in front of him, tail swishing. The yowl dies in her throat, and there's a moment of silence in which she prowls a full loop around him, looking for a hole in his defences. And then she chuffs again, sounding almost smug.

Made you smile.
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idek what happened here enjoy your novel, feel free to make up whatever

[personal profile] doesitbetter 2013-08-13 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
It's not stalking if you're already set to be partners with the guy, right? It's still technically illegal, overriding the Shatterdome's security systems so she could read his file, but that's the kind of shit they expected from Jim Kirk anyway.

The point is: totally not stalking. Satisfied that she's not a creeper, Jim satisfies herself some more by making sure she knows everything there is to know about Raleigh Becket before they toss her in a ring with him and a couple of sticks.

Academy records show nothing spectacular except his Drift capability. Jim isn't sure if that makes her miss Spock the technically perfect genius more, or less. Four kills in just over two years with Gipsy Danger, not bad even if the name is stupid as hell. Dead brother - everyone knows about that, and all things considered, Jim has decided that poking at dead family members in order to get yourself into a Jaeger is probably a tactic that only works once.

Assumed solo control of Gipsy Danger. That's it, the confirmation that she wants. Rumours about Raleigh Becket have been flying around for years, of course, but just that morning Jim had heard a rumour that she and Spock had been having a torrid love affair until she cheated on him with a medical officer, so she isn't exactly in the business of taking things on faith. Rumours are useful when you can make them work for you. Information gathering? Not so much.

"You bastard," she mutters, copying the files onto an old-school thumb drive. She's not exactly jealous - she knows the science, the incredible amounts of physical and neural strain that shit can put on a person. But - okay, maybe she's a little jealous. More than that, though, she's curious. Luckily for Jim (and the rest of the Shatterdome, a restless Jim is a nosy Jim), her alarm goes off right at that moment, signifying her first opportunity to sate some of that curiosity.

"Time to go hit on a pretty boy," she announces to her empty room, shutting the laptop down. It doesn't take her long to get to the training room; she walks in like she owns the place, dropping a wink at a younger trainee she's pretty sure she banged a month ago. Someone tosses her a stick, and she snatches it out of mid-air, the weapon comfortable in her grasp.

Blue eyes scan the room restlessly, looking for her new Mr. Spock. Bingo. Also, damn boy. She smiles, trying not to let it drift into a smirk as she holds out her hand to shake. "I was kind of expecting you to be taller. Jim - Jamie Kirk."
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[personal profile] tsunderek 2013-08-13 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
His nails elongate - his own version of the claws coming out - with a growl in his throat. Not a threatening one, but not exactly the most inviting. If she's going to go for him again, he's going to fight back. Play back. However Maya wants to view it, really.

The amused chuff has him snorting. It's not like he's incapable of smiling. He just really doesn't care to, especially when he's surrounded by incredibly annoying kids. That takes a toll on people who already have very little patience.

"How long can you really keep that form up?" Because eventually, she's going to go back to being just a regular girl again.
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no but seriously hannah, good fucking lord what is this, sob i'm sorry if i can't match this length

[personal profile] 401k 2013-08-13 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
There's part of Raleigh that's excited about this. Not so much about having someone else in his head - once was enough, and he's never been able to get rid of Yancy. So really, who ever he drifts with next will have to contend with his brother's mind as well.

The next person has to be able to handle that.

He's glancing over the candidates they've lined up for him. A bunch of rookies that nervously shuffle around him. He's gone through five of them at this point, put them all on the ground before that could barely make a shuffle towards him. No, none of them are going to work. They can't even follow his movements. They'll never be able to handle the drift. Not with him, at least.

He's drinking deeply from his water bottle, taking a break, when the woman saunters in as if she owns the place. Raleigh's heard of her, vaguely. Figures they'd put them together to see if they're compatible at the very least. A grin tugs at his lips as he takes her hand, squeezes when he shakes it.

"Raleigh Becket. You're curvier than I expected."

Jim is not a common name for a woman.
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crying i don't know how it happened

[personal profile] doesitbetter 2013-08-13 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope, there goes the smirk. Oh well, at least she tried. Her hand shake is as firm as his, but not testing. His isn't either, which is one headache out of the way. Jim still isn't sure what it is about powerful women that make some mean feel the need to try and squeeze their fingers off.

"Yeah, I've really let myself go," she says dryly, stepping back again. Once upon a time she would have been the one trying to break his fingers off, giving him that 'yeah I'm a chick, wanna make something of it?' glare. But while she definitely still has something to prove, it's not the same thing it was back then. She knows what she can handle, and Mr Disregard For Authority definitely comes under that umbrella.

"Ready to show these kids a thing or two?" Some of these kids are, technically speaking, older than her. The price of being a prodigy.
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[personal profile] pawpular 2013-08-13 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
There's a light of curiosity in the way she watches him, the way his body changes, rises to the challenge. Everything about this new world is fascinating to her, but watching people change shape obviously has the biggest draw.

She likes the way he sounds, she decides. Maybe others would be intimidated, but it's not like Maya doesn't make her own variety of unusual noises, regardless of if she's a girl or cougar. Honestly, it kind of helps her feel less weird, hearing him growl at her.

How long can you really keep that form up? There's a question. Maya honestly has no idea, but this isn't a bad way of testing it. Well, she hopes. She makes a quick switch of direction without responding to that question, launching herself at him again. She's more focussed this time, bearing down harder. It's kind of freeing, not having to worry about if she's going to hurt him or anything.
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[personal profile] tsunderek 2013-08-14 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Maya launches herself at him again, and he's more prepared for it this time. He shifts his feet, squaring his body to prepare for the attack. She hits him harder than before, but he's ready for it. His arms wrap around her bulky body, flipping her onto her back and away from him.

Do skinwalkers land on their feet, too?

The weird thing is, he's enjoying this. The physical activity, the mock attacks. There's something calming about violence. Maybe that's just the wolf inside of him.

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