[ and then enter a beautiful woman with a somewhat menacing aura. All misbegotten hopes of this place not being the Fade are immediately torn into tiny, tiny bits and scattered to the wind ]

You aren't by chance here to tempt me into wicked, wicked ways are you? Because I'll be honest, after fighting a horde of darkspawn and getting a rather large rock in the bottom of my boot earlier, I don't have the energy.