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Open RP Post


find a character you want to play with and respond to their thread. can't find who you want? let me know!
we can make up a scenario, adapt a meme of some sort, or... something else? whatever the fuck we want.
if you need ideas, the random scenario meme has just about anything you could want.
FUCK YEAH WE'RE TOTALLY ROLEPLAYING RIGHT NOW!!!


Handy-Dandy Quick Links:
Commander Shepard Catty Turner Chloe Saunders
Isabelle Beaumont Vanessa Cleveland Elijah Keaton
Jordan Langley Prince Charming Finnick Odair
Meetra Surik Sir Gwaine Tristan
Belgarion of Riva Shelby Rook Galen Marek
Alyss Heart Revan Quincie P. Morris
Annie Cresta Sally Malik Simon Bae
Shadow Daniel Bianchi Fenris
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Date: 2012-12-03 11:34 pm (UTC)
bearnecessities: (❁; 005)
From: [personal profile] bearnecessities
[The ghost of a smile flickers across her face, but there's not a lot of humor in her eyes.] Oh trust me, I know that very well.

[She glances at him.] Not many people speak highly of you and the deals you make.

Date: 2012-12-03 11:40 pm (UTC)
sacrificing: (☾; 085)
From: [personal profile] sacrificing
[let's blame it on Revan]

It doesn't require mini skirts. Am I wearing a mini skirt? [Gesturing to the tight jeans she's wearing instead. :V Almost the same, but not quite.] Girls just... Happen to wear them.

Date: 2012-12-04 12:11 am (UTC)
finedprint: (how about a deal?)
From: [personal profile] finedprint
And yet, here you are.

So I'll ask again dearie, is there something specific you're after?

Date: 2012-12-04 12:57 am (UTC)
bearnecessities: (❁; 014)
From: [personal profile] bearnecessities
I'm not very good at listening to other people, which would account for me being here.

[She's dumb. And she knows it.]

Tell me what you know about curses.

Date: 2012-12-04 01:01 am (UTC)
finedprint: (chesire cat)
From: [personal profile] finedprint
Then it seems fortune is smiling on us both today. Tuesdays are rather slow in the shop.

[ he halts behind another counter, smiling. you can see the flicks of gold in his teeth ]

Oh, a great deal. You'll have to narrow it down if you'd like to be able to make dinner.

Date: 2012-12-04 01:55 am (UTC)
bearnecessities: (❁; 016)
From: [personal profile] bearnecessities
Tuesdays are rather slow in general, I think.

[She stills for a second, because it almost feels like making a deal with a demon... Or a dragon. But then she tosses a pleasant enough smile back in his direction before going to examine a couple of dolls.]

Ah, you think I'd be too bored to listen? I've always liked learning about things. But I'll get to the point. What do you know about fairy curses?

Date: 2012-12-04 02:00 am (UTC)
finedprint: (breaking bad)
From: [personal profile] finedprint
[ no matter where she goes, the dolls' eyes seem to follow her

Gold's smile thins ]


That they're typically far more trouble than what they're worth.

Date: 2012-12-04 02:20 am (UTC)
bearnecessities: (❁; 014)
From: [personal profile] bearnecessities
[Cr...eepy. She waves her hand in front of their faces before delicately poking at them.]

That's the thing about fairies, isn't it? They're not particularly useful.

Shelby Rook | Original (Pretentious Land)

Date: 2012-12-04 03:35 am (UTC)
assassinates: (Default)
From: [personal profile] assassinates

Date: 2012-12-04 06:44 am (UTC)
doomhoops: (Just saw Erik's thong collection God why)
From: [personal profile] doomhoops
[ Alex had, of course, gone past hand holding some time in high school, before.. everything. And then jail. But it's been something like two and a half years, he's legally an adult now, and it's not snickering at the back seat of a car, well, actually it kind of is, but the point is he's sort of... trying to get back into the habit of living.

A half smile quirks his lips and Alex rubs a thumb against the back of her hand, happily lacing his fingers with hers and folding his forearm over her thinner one to make the hold more comfortable. It brings their sides a little closer together and the warmth he feels from her is a pleasant kind of thing. He's not usually comfortable with being touched by anyone but this... this is nice. ]


That's not half the crap other people pulled. At least it wasn't the mall.

Date: 2012-12-04 06:58 am (UTC)
fatedchaos: (☾; I know there will be sacrifice)
From: [personal profile] fatedchaos
[His thumb brushes over her skin, and she bites back the contented sigh that bounces around in her. This is nice, and it feels nice. Nice is probably not even a good word for it, but she figures that attempting to be a wordsmith now is defeating the purpose of relaxing into the moment.

Besides, her molecules are already buzzing. No need to give them any encouragement.

Vanessa turns her head so that she's looking at him, cocking an eyebrow.]
The mall was a bad call. Especially considering everything it gave us. [Well, there goes that stab of anxiety. Try to not bring the mood down, old girl.] I guess catching things on fire is something to do at least.

[She doesn't sound as genuine as she hoped to be.]

Date: 2012-12-04 07:20 am (UTC)
doomhoops: (This face doesn't even need words)
From: [personal profile] doomhoops
[ Head lolling to the side he gives a short laugh, and pauses for a moment to look over her face, not too far from him at the proximity, and he tries not to linger to long, though her eyes are really beautiful and wow don't look at her lips, she's staring right at you you moron. He clears his throat and shifts a little on the bed of the van. ]

It's not like I'm doing it on purpose. [ He shrugs, and thinks on how true that is of most of the times he's used his powers. But he should know by now, if he's going to do it, shit's going to be mangled and flaming after. Unconsciously, he bits at the inside of his lips as he pauses. ] There's breaking into cars too.

Date: 2012-12-04 07:32 am (UTC)
fatedchaos: (☾; who am I living for?)
From: [personal profile] fatedchaos
[A smirk tugs at those lips of hers. She caught that, you know. But she doesn't say anything, even as he clears his throat. Look, Alex. Seriously. If you don't end up kissing her, she's going to take the initiative.

She's just... biding her time. It would be rude to interrupt conversation, right? Ugh, it's not like they have all the time in the world here. Abax is not exactly the best place in the world for... For whatever this is and they are.

The best place to be teenagers just being teenagers.]


Oh, so this isn't your first break-in? [There's a slightly teasing note to her voice.]

Date: 2012-12-04 05:11 pm (UTC)
finedprint: (Default)
From: [personal profile] finedprint
Touching implies intent to purchase, Ms Beaumont. [ yeah, he knows your name. yeah, he's showing off a little. and yes those puppets do have expressions of utter horror on them ]

Not as useful as they'd like to think themselves. And, judging from your tone, I take it you have personal experience in the matter.

Date: 2012-12-04 08:29 pm (UTC)
bearnecessities: (❁; 006)
From: [personal profile] bearnecessities
Touching means that I'm curious about them. You're awfully narrow-minded if you think otherwise. [:'3

She suppresses a shiver though. Creepy guy, creepy dolls. Why is she even here again?]


Secondhand experience, unfortunately, but I've never really liked fairies. They're flighty and believe themselves to be the superior race with no real evidence to back it up.
astrocide: (Attack me fools)
From: [personal profile] astrocide
Edited Date: 2012-12-09 08:56 am (UTC)

Date: 2012-12-05 03:42 am (UTC)
finedprint: (winning)
From: [personal profile] finedprint
Merely conscientious to their price and the likelihood of your being able to afford it should they break under such...curiosity.

[ he smiles again. it's not a friendly look ]

How about we discuss the purpose for your visit, Ms. Beaumont? I doubt it has to do with your desire to hear my opinions on fairies.
wheresmyass: (pic#5285641)
From: [personal profile] wheresmyass
[Don't mind him, he's just taking a stroll through whatever city this happens to be, looking for an easy mark. Seeing Shelby up ahead, he makes his choice, slipping through the crowd to get closer. When he's near enough, he makes a grab for her coin purse (or whatever the equivalent of that would be). Hope you don't miss that money, Shelby.]

LOL this will be interesting

Date: 2012-12-06 05:24 am (UTC)
assassinates: (Nope)
From: [personal profile] assassinates
[By force of habit, and also because her and the good princess are generally broke as it is, Shelby rarely carries her money in one place. Besides, if a thief is going to go for it, then they'll go for it. Better her than someone who can't handle themselves.

She's quick, reaching out the second his hand is even close to her body, taking hold of his arm and flipping him onto the ground.]
You have two seconds to tell me who you are before I gut you.

:D

Date: 2012-12-06 05:55 am (UTC)
wheresmyass: (never an honest word.)
From: [personal profile] wheresmyass
[That flip doesn't go quite as planned, him rolling to escape landing on his back and ending up crouched on his feet, back turned to her. He looks over his shoulder and shrugs, smile on his face despite the seriousness of this situation. Okay, so that mark wasn't as easy as he thought.]

Just a guy trying to make an honest living. [A thoughtful pause on his part, then:] Okay, maybe not quite so honest, but a living nevertheless.

:3

Date: 2012-12-06 06:25 am (UTC)
assassinates: (You sound stupid)
From: [personal profile] assassinates
[She almost looks a little disappointed that he rolls out of it unscathed. Look, traveling with Garrett is hard, okay. He gets all grossed out when she kills people.

Her eyebrow arches.]
Make a living elsewhere. There are plenty of others with fatter purses around here.

/O/

Date: 2012-12-06 06:36 am (UTC)
wheresmyass: (it's such a perfect day.)
From: [personal profile] wheresmyass
[He is a roller, not a fighter. Well, no, he's a lot of things, fighter included, but he'd rather not fight with you, okay. He just wants something to eat.

Standing on up to brush off his knees, hands up in a casual, placating manner.]
No need to get hostile, lady. Your purse is yours, I swear. [Not exactly leaving, though.]

shipping it already tbh, sigh

Date: 2012-12-06 06:48 am (UTC)
assassinates: (Welp)
From: [personal profile] assassinates
I'm not hostile. [There's a ghost of a smile across her pale face before she looks him over again. Why isn't he leaving? Go make your living, thief.

But Shelby doesn't say any of that because, well. It's his right to do as he wishes.]
Anything else?

they certainly assist each other

Date: 2012-12-07 01:06 am (UTC)
wheresmyass: (pic#5285641)
From: [personal profile] wheresmyass
Right, I'm sure you just threaten the boys you like. [Hands behind his head, totally looking her over as well. Look, if you do it, he's allowed to, too. It's a rule.]

Nope, not at all! [Still... not leaving. In fact, he's grinning right at her.]

such bootyful punnery

Date: 2012-12-08 03:42 am (UTC)
assassinates: (Hilarious...)
From: [personal profile] assassinates
[But she doesn't like any boys. That would mean having some sort of feelings. Garrett doesn't really count. In any case, she's looking him over for any weaknesses, committing him to memory.

You know. Just in case.]
I threaten anyone who is a threat to me. [She shrugs.]

Very well then. [Okay, maybe he's. Simple. In the head. Like Garrett! Well she already has one dumb prince, she doesn't need another.] Careful who you attempt to steal from again.
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