assassinates: (Hilarious...)
Shelby Rook ([personal profile] assassinates) wrote in [community profile] masturbatorium 2012-12-08 03:42 am (UTC)

such bootyful punnery

[But she doesn't like any boys. That would mean having some sort of feelings. Garrett doesn't really count. In any case, she's looking him over for any weaknesses, committing him to memory.

You know. Just in case.]
I threaten anyone who is a threat to me. [She shrugs.]

Very well then. [Okay, maybe he's. Simple. In the head. Like Garrett! Well she already has one dumb prince, she doesn't need another.] Careful who you attempt to steal from again.

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