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HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT TODAY IS SHEPARD'S BIRTHDAY? WELL NOW YOU DO. SO COME ON DOWN TO SHEPARD'S FANCY ASS APARTMENT AND LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

Basically a very open mingling post for all us Mass Effecters to celebrate the Commander's birthday in style.

EVERYONE IS WELCOME!!!!!!!

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From:

majoring

[Coughing lightly. There's a double entendre in there somewhere, but he's not going anywhere near it] I can make other things. You're the one who keeps buying steaks, Shepard.

From:

assumeddirectcontrol

[There totally is. Because this is Shepard.] I like meat, that's why. [She smirks.] And I like the way you cook steak for me.

From:

majoring

[He shakes his head, because his girlfriend (okay that sounds juvenile as hell, but what else does he call her?) is ridiculous] If you like it so much, you should learn. C'mere. [And he's just going to reach over and tug her in front of him. His chest brushes her back, chin just over her shoulder. She gets a kiss on the cheek for the trouble of being manhandled]

From:

assumeddirectcontrol

[His lover? His commanding officer? Alice? But she smirks at him anyway.] Hey. No, I know- [She snorts, letting him tug her over because hey. He feels good pressed against her like that.

Doki doki.] Fine, fine. Show me your ways, Mr. Alenko.

From:

majoring

[Wow Shepard, first names? Kaidan doesn't know if he's ready for that kind of commitment.

He gives a warm chuckle at her reaction, his arms coming around her and taking control of her hands] It's pretty easy, actually. Involves a lot of standing and watching until it's ready. [So basically this is an excuse to get his hands on her]

From:

assumeddirectcontrol

[He better be ready. She could give these privileges to Garrus. Or Maybe Vega...

Shepard's not really used to this sort of treatment, someone directing her instead. She's still for a moment before relaxing. This is Kaidan, after all. She trusts him, even if it's just for cooking a damn steak.] Oh, is that all? You make it look so much harder than that.