Happy Birthday, Commander!

[ashehole]

HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT TODAY IS SHEPARD'S BIRTHDAY? WELL NOW YOU DO. SO COME ON DOWN TO SHEPARD'S FANCY ASS APARTMENT AND LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

Basically a very open mingling post for all us Mass Effecters to celebrate the Commander's birthday in style.

EVERYONE IS WELCOME!!!!!!!

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[tequilaselai]

[Tali is chillin' at the bar, which is, of course, fully stocked: more liquor than is strictly necessary, glowing shot glasses, cute little umbrellas, and emergency induction ports silly straws. It's no fun to drink alone, she's learned, so you should join her. :|b]

[commanding]

[Tali should definitely never have to drink alone.

So a recently promoted council spectre slides into the seat next to her.] You know, there used to be an old earth myth that drinking with a straw would get you buzzed faster.

[tequilaselai]

What, really? [She peers at the straw in her own glass.] How would that even work?

[commanding]

[Have a shrug, Tali. Hell if she knows the science behind it.] You'd have to ask Chakwas. But I always thought it didn't even matter. Either you drank enough tequila to get smashed, or you didn't. [She reaches across the bar for another bottle (one more friendly to those with levo-amino acids) and a shot glass, pouring herself a shot.] You think you feel tipsy faster with that straw?

[tequilaselai]

I dunno... [Still eyeing her straw, like she's suspicious of it or something. She may already be tipsy, shh.] I'd have to try drinking with and without the straw, to compare.

[For SCIENCE. And getting drunk.]

[battlescarred]

Didn't know you were a big drinker, Tali. [Says the krogan as he approaches the bar, a grin on his face. He might have had a few drinks too many already.]

[tequilaselai]

[Siiiiiiiiiip from the goofy awesome straw. You bet your ass she's already tipsy.] Yeah, well. I'm learning!

[battlescarred]

Heh. Trying to catch up with the rest of us? [The idea makes him chuckle, because she's so cute and tiny.] You've got a long way to go.

[tequilaselai]

Think I can't handle it, Wrex?

[No, Tali. You cannot.]

[battlescarred]

I think you'll pass out before you can make it halfway. [Heh heh heh heh.]