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HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT TODAY IS SHEPARD'S BIRTHDAY? WELL NOW YOU DO. SO COME ON DOWN TO SHEPARD'S FANCY ASS APARTMENT AND LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

Basically a very open mingling post for all us Mass Effecters to celebrate the Commander's birthday in style.

EVERYONE IS WELCOME!!!!!!!

Date: 2013-04-12 03:56 am (UTC)
tequilaselai: (where i'm the one who struck the match)
From: [personal profile] tequilaselai
[Tali is chillin' at the bar, which is, of course, fully stocked: more liquor than is strictly necessary, glowing shot glasses, cute little umbrellas, and emergency induction ports silly straws. It's no fun to drink alone, she's learned, so you should join her. :|b]

Date: 2013-04-12 08:53 am (UTC)
commanding: (Smug eyebrow)
From: [personal profile] commanding
[Tali should definitely never have to drink alone.

So a recently promoted council spectre slides into the seat next to her.]
You know, there used to be an old earth myth that drinking with a straw would get you buzzed faster.

Date: 2013-04-12 09:37 pm (UTC)
tequilaselai: (or joined an arrow in the sky)
From: [personal profile] tequilaselai
What, really? [She peers at the straw in her own glass.] How would that even work?

Date: 2013-04-13 09:59 am (UTC)
commanding: (Glance away)
From: [personal profile] commanding
[Have a shrug, Tali. Hell if she knows the science behind it.] You'd have to ask Chakwas. But I always thought it didn't even matter. Either you drank enough tequila to get smashed, or you didn't. [She reaches across the bar for another bottle (one more friendly to those with levo-amino acids) and a shot glass, pouring herself a shot.] You think you feel tipsy faster with that straw?

Date: 2013-04-16 03:04 am (UTC)
tequilaselai: (i am not afraid to be alone)
From: [personal profile] tequilaselai
I dunno... [Still eyeing her straw, like she's suspicious of it or something. She may already be tipsy, shh.] I'd have to try drinking with and without the straw, to compare.

[For SCIENCE. And getting drunk.]

Date: 2013-04-12 09:49 pm (UTC)
battlescarred: (pic#2746700)
From: [personal profile] battlescarred
Didn't know you were a big drinker, Tali. [Says the krogan as he approaches the bar, a grin on his face. He might have had a few drinks too many already.]

Date: 2013-04-12 10:08 pm (UTC)
tequilaselai: (i am not afraid to be alone)
From: [personal profile] tequilaselai
[Siiiiiiiiiip from the goofy awesome straw. You bet your ass she's already tipsy.] Yeah, well. I'm learning!

Date: 2013-04-12 10:34 pm (UTC)
battlescarred: (pic#2746649)
From: [personal profile] battlescarred
Heh. Trying to catch up with the rest of us? [The idea makes him chuckle, because she's so cute and tiny.] You've got a long way to go.

Date: 2013-04-16 03:05 am (UTC)
tequilaselai: (or joined an arrow in the sky)
From: [personal profile] tequilaselai
Think I can't handle it, Wrex?

[No, Tali. You cannot.]

Date: 2013-04-16 08:57 pm (UTC)
battlescarred: (pic#2746655)
From: [personal profile] battlescarred
I think you'll pass out before you can make it halfway. [Heh heh heh heh.]

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