[ Right then. Tonks puts her feet in his lap. What? It's comfy. She can totally invade his personal space like that. She doesn't need permission. Or maybe she doesn't care. Either way! ]

Blimey Sirius. How long've you known her? Molly should scare you. She might suspect I'm being a bad influence on you and besides, you've never heard her yell. Not really. I've heard her Howlers. They're the worst. Especially when you're on the receiving end of them.

[ How had Nymphadora Tonks received a Howler from Molly Weasley? That's a story worth telling but Tonks skips it. ]

She's the Mum of Feorge and Gred and Charlie. Of course I had to be clever about hiding the whiskey.

[ What do you think she is, an amateur? ]

I wonder where I put them?