A giant cat that is actually a teenage girl is purring at him, nudging his hand, and there's a clear Do Not Want look on his face. Still, he obliges her. Nobody is around, nobody can see him. His hand drifts over the top of her head, between her ears to feel the silky fur.

There's still that look of irritation pursing his mouth and crinkling his eyes at the corners. "I mean it. You included."