"Think of the weight it would carry though when someone thought you were useless and you used it to knock sense into them otherwise," Jaime laughs. Not that he ever did that, but he imagined it plenty of times.

He makes another face at her, at the idea of being told about her and Isabela. He's... not really intrigued by the idea, when he knows some men would be. Then again, his ideas of attractiveness have been a little skewed for most of his life. "You know who would be interested in the details? Varric. He could spin it into a book."

A frown twitches to life. "Have I done a single thing since joining you that would land me in hot water?"