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this is fuckin' awesome

Open RP Post
⊛ find a character you want to play with and respond to their thread. can't find who you want? let me know!
⊛ we can make up a scenario, adapt a meme of some sort, or... something else? whatever the fuck we want.
⊛ if you need ideas, the random scenario meme has just about anything you could want.
⊛ wanna do a picture prompt? we can do some picture prompts.
⊛ FUCK YEAH WE'RE TOTALLY ROLEPLAYING RIGHT NOW!!!
Handy-Dandy Quick Links:
Vanessa Cleveland ⊛ Catty Turner ⊛ Finnick Odair ⊛ Belle Beaumont ⊛ Chloe Saunders
Commander Shepard ⊛ Piper McLean ⊛ Jordan Langley ⊛ Jaime Lannister ⊛ Eli Keaton
Sally Malik ⊛ Corey Carling ⊛ Shadow ⊛ Fenris ⊛ Meetra Surik
Revan ⊛ Keiko Nakagawa ⊛ Alyss Heart ⊛ Ava ⊛ James
Percy Jackson ⊛ Frank Zhang ⊛ Helen ⊛ Jason Grace ⊛ David Levin
April O'Neil ⊛ Galen Marek ⊛ Reyna ⊛ Jackson Swift ⊛ Jaime Reyes
Fran Zhang (AU) ⊛ Jasa Grace (AU) ⊛ Piper McLean (AU) ⊛ Gretel ⊛ Sirius Black
Cullen ⊛ Liv Durand ⊛ Maddie Moss ⊛ Daniel Bianchi ⊛ Finley Odair (AU)
Persephone Jackson (AU) ⊛ Derek Hale ⊛ Raleigh Becket ⊛ Allison Argent ⊛ Liam Hunt
Seph McCauley ⊛ Jonah Kinlock ⊛ Edward Kenway ⊛ Aveline de Grandpre ⊛ Gale Hawthone
Will Scarlet ⊛ Korra ⊛ Carswell Thorne ⊛ Scarlet Benoit
omg i am still dying over this
New Rome, committing herself to this place and rising through the ranks until she became Praetor, it's all be sort of occupying. Sure, she was attracted to Jason. Who wouldn't be? He would make a good partner for her. They were both serious about their duties and keeping New Rome safe.
Still, she watches Heather closely, squinting a bit as the other girl threatens some jerk new recruit. He'll learn quickly, of course, but Heather... Well, Heather's never been a typical Roman.
Maybe it's the whole being a daughter of Venus aspect.] You think threatening to paddle him was the right course of action?
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Most days she flopped between longing for the lax, sometimes chaotic atmosphere of her childhood home and demanding respect from those who underestimated her capabilities. And, okay, calling her Gladiator Barbie was pretty funny if it wasn't for the leer on that probatio's face. And maybe she wanted to put on a little show since Reyna is right there. It's in her nature to want to please others, even a little bit. ]
Well, uh, I don't think he'll try to pull that on me ever again, Praetor.
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There's even the smallest hint of a smile tugging at her lips.] What did the probatio say to you?
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I offered to help him out and he said it'd be a joke if he got defense lessons from Gladiator Barbie. So, yeah, totally threatened him. [ Heather tries to look modest about it, but there is no fighting the smug look on her face. ] Which ... isn't really my place to do so? I just can't stand around passively while some bro insults my femininity.
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She likes that smug look, though. It says Heather has confidence without being overbearing with it. There's a beat as Reyna looks the other girl over. Not really checking her out, but... Maybe sort of checking her out. She is incredibly feminine in ways that Reyna definitely isn't, but it's not something that bothers her so much.] No, no. If any of the boys - or girls - decide that you're not up to Roman standards, you have every right to put them back in their place. [There's maybe a hint of pride in her tone.]
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[ She takes a moment to check on the state of her lipstick in the reflection of her shield. Not a smudge out of place despite the big talk from earlier. That's not so surprising since she tends to look near impeccable even after war games. Looks matter to her, and though she tries not to let the opinions of others effect her performance in the Leigon, she can't help but preen after gaining some approval from Reyna. ]
Barbie, though. She's the most popular doll brand in the world, supposedly the female ideal? Mom loves that kind if thing. Barbie has been everything from a surfer to a dentist, so - hence the dumb nickname.
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It's all unconscious movement.]
I've never heard of her. [How shocking.] The female ideal seems to be a woman taking up every profession under the sun?
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It's a bit funny to her, a curious funny, how someone today can grow up with little knowledge of any recent pop culture. ]
Well, no! Barbie is a California blonde like me but she has an impossible body shape. Her wide range of professions is to show girls that they can do anything, which is pretty awesome.
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Her lips purse at the explanation.] So the ideal is for women to look like... you? [Reyna hates that this conversation makes her feel like a bit of an idiot, but she's also genuinely curious.] I do like that aspect, though. About girls being able to do whatever they wanted.
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She wrinkles her nose and attempts a serious expression. Because talking to Reyna about Barbie dolls probably isn't very appropriate. ] Um, yes, I agree completely. It's a compleat subject of discussion.
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Whatever. Reyna gets to decide what is appropriate and inappropriate at the moment, and she's honestly curious.] Too many people think that girls aren't capable of much other than looking good. [She says it as a girl who has faced that kind of problem before.]
wow so many ipad typos - complicated*
I didn't think I'd really face it around here, but some people don't take the Venus thing seriously. [ She shrugs. That sort of thing she doesn't want to complain about very much, preferring to prove it in battle. ]
dfghj it's cool, i totally understand that
Reyna doesn't hold the Venus thing against Heather. She's seen her in action.] Some people will do what they can to make themselves feel like they are higher up on a food chain.
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[ The whole godly ranking system was stupid, in her opinion. No use fighting about strengths, especially when everyone has a different skill set. ] Good thing we have leaders like you, huh.
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I am just doing what I can to watch out for everyone's best interests. [But she's hella pleased with the comment.]
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[ She smiles sweetly as usual, with a roll of her shoulders. An idea strikes her, partly because she lacks female companionship here, but really because Reyna is so closed off that she can't help but be curious about her. ]
I'm... gonna walk this off after I put my shield away. [ She shoots her a welcoming glance with an inquisitive tilt of her head before taking off to put away her things. ]
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So she finally nods.] I'll walk with you. I could do with a little bit of leg stretching.
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Heather jogs back, adjusting her rolled up sleeves again. ] Hey, let's walk?
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All right. [Reyna clasps her hands behind her back as she walks. What do people even talk about?] War games are coming up.
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[ That puts a sparkle in Heather's eyes and an added bounce in her step. ] I'm totally excited for that, actually. Been making plans with the team.
[ Look! She's being an active Legionnaire! ]
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two...
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All of you, that is. [Oops.]
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I hope we do a good job, anyway!
[ There's her never ending supply of optimism. ]
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I have no doubts that you will. Particularly if you feel like you need to impress me now that I've said I'll be paying closer attention.
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Since they're here and it's just the two of them, she may as well ask the question. ]
How do I go about really impressing you?
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She arches an eyebrow back. Nobody has asked that of her before.]
Now, if I gave the answers to that, you wouldn't have to work as hard to figure it out.
[Is she flirting? Is this flirting???]
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