this is fuckin' awesome

[ashehole]

Open RP Post


⊛ find a character you want to play with and respond to their thread. can't find who you want? let me know!
⊛ we can make up a scenario, adapt a meme of some sort, or... something else? whatever the fuck we want.
⊛ if you need ideas, the random scenario meme has just about anything you could want.
⊛ wanna do a picture prompt? we can do some picture prompts.
⊛ FUCK YEAH WE'RE TOTALLY ROLEPLAYING RIGHT NOW!!!

Handy-Dandy Quick Links:
Vanessa Cleveland ⊛ Catty Turner ⊛ Finnick Odair ⊛ Belle Beaumont ⊛ Chloe Saunders
Commander Shepard ⊛ Piper McLean ⊛ Jordan Langley ⊛ Jaime Lannister ⊛ Eli Keaton
Sally Malik ⊛ Corey Carling ⊛ Shadow ⊛ Fenris ⊛ Meetra Surik
Revan ⊛ Keiko Nakagawa ⊛ Alyss Heart ⊛ Ava ⊛ James
Percy Jackson ⊛ Frank Zhang ⊛ Helen ⊛ Jason Grace ⊛ David Levin
April O'Neil ⊛ Galen Marek ⊛ Reyna ⊛ Jackson Swift ⊛ Jaime Reyes
Fran Zhang (AU) ⊛ Jasa Grace (AU) ⊛ Piper McLean (AU) ⊛ Gretel ⊛ Sirius Black
Cullen ⊛ Liv Durand ⊛ Maddie Moss ⊛ Daniel Bianchi ⊛ Finley Odair (AU)
Persephone Jackson (AU) ⊛ Derek Hale ⊛ Raleigh Becket ⊛ Allison Argent ⊛ Liam Hunt
Seph McCauley ⊛ Jonah Kinlock ⊛ Edward Kenway ⊛ Aveline de Grandpre ⊛ Gale Hawthone
Will Scarlet ⊛ Korra ⊛ Carswell Thorne ⊛ Scarlet Benoit

Comments

[unifying]

Sounds like a bunch of people I know, but I wouldn't exactly call them darkspawn. Sithspawn, maybe. [There's a shrug of her shoulders, a nonchalance to her voice that says she doesn't seem to be too bothered by whatever he's describing.

However, there is something about him that makes her curious. He feels... wrong in the Force. Out of place.]

Never heard of the planet. Outer Rim?

[roseonthegrey]

[ absolutely nothing this woman is saying is making any sense. Sithspawn? And the only time he vaguely remembered something called an "Outer Rim" was when Elissa and the pirate woman were into their cups at the Pearl. A conversation he had stayed far, far away from.

There is something incredibly unsettling about her presence, however. Something that sends the skills he developed with the Templars into overdrive. It's clear she's not darkspawn, most of her skin is still in place and his Warden-sense has been distinctly untingly. ]

How about we skip the awkward small talk and you just let me know if you want to go all...gloom and doom and try to possess me?

[ if this is the Fade, the woman doesn't know Ferelden? How long has she been here? ]

[unifying]

Possess you? [There's a pause after she repeats those words before she bursts into laughter, pressing a hand to her stomach as she tries to settle herself again. What even is this about?] Who sent you here? Was it one of the Masters? Because if this is what they consider to be punishment in some sort of way, I believe they've fallen way off the edge.

[There's a roll of her eyes as she finally manages to settle back down.] I'm not very good at doom and gloom. [Anymore.] And I've never tried to possess anyone before, but I'm willing to try if you are.

[roseonthegrey]

[ perhaps this one is...a few sleepers short of a dream? What do you call someone unhinged in the Fade? They're all unhinged here. It's unfair, really ]

Right. Well.

[ Alistair rubs the back of his neck, which would look more casual and less forced if he wasn't wearing a heavy gauntlet. Such as it was, he really refrained from wincing as the metal edges scraped and tried his best for nonchalance ]

I think we're all good on the possessions here. Yes, no possessions to be had. None at all.

[ he groans ]

This isn't all a ruse to catch me off-guard and turn me into a toad, is it? Because that would really just...ruin my day.

[unifying]

[Revan's quiet for a moment. She doesn't really have the time or the patience for this nonsense, as amusing as it was for a few moments. But that's all it is. A few minutes worth of hilarity.]

Not entirely sure that's possible, soldier. The toad thing. One a scale of one to ten, exactly how sober are you?