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The Most Fabulous ([personal profile] ashehole) wrote in [community profile] masturbatorium2012-11-17 12:48 am

partyin' partyin' yeah


Open RP Post


find a character you want to play with and respond to their thread. can't find who you want? let me know!
we can make up a scenario, adapt a meme of some sort, or... something else? whatever the fuck we want.
if you need ideas, the random scenario meme has just about anything you could want.
FUCK YEAH WE'RE TOTALLY ROLEPLAYING RIGHT NOW!!!


Handy-Dandy Quick Links:
Commander Shepard Catty Turner Chloe Saunders
Isabelle Beaumont Vanessa Cleveland Elijah Keaton
Jordan Langley Prince Charming Finnick Odair
Meetra Surik Sir Gwaine Tristan
Belgarion of Riva Shelby Rook Galen Marek
Alyss Heart Revan Quincie P. Morris
Annie Cresta Sally Malik Simon Bae
Shadow Daniel Bianchi Fenris
assassinates: (You sound stupid)

:3

[personal profile] assassinates 2012-12-06 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
[She almost looks a little disappointed that he rolls out of it unscathed. Look, traveling with Garrett is hard, okay. He gets all grossed out when she kills people.

Her eyebrow arches.]
Make a living elsewhere. There are plenty of others with fatter purses around here.
wheresmyass: (it's such a perfect day.)

/O/

[personal profile] wheresmyass 2012-12-06 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
[He is a roller, not a fighter. Well, no, he's a lot of things, fighter included, but he'd rather not fight with you, okay. He just wants something to eat.

Standing on up to brush off his knees, hands up in a casual, placating manner.]
No need to get hostile, lady. Your purse is yours, I swear. [Not exactly leaving, though.]
assassinates: (Welp)

shipping it already tbh, sigh

[personal profile] assassinates 2012-12-06 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not hostile. [There's a ghost of a smile across her pale face before she looks him over again. Why isn't he leaving? Go make your living, thief.

But Shelby doesn't say any of that because, well. It's his right to do as he wishes.]
Anything else?
wheresmyass: (pic#5285641)

they certainly assist each other

[personal profile] wheresmyass 2012-12-07 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Right, I'm sure you just threaten the boys you like. [Hands behind his head, totally looking her over as well. Look, if you do it, he's allowed to, too. It's a rule.]

Nope, not at all! [Still... not leaving. In fact, he's grinning right at her.]
assassinates: (Hilarious...)

such bootyful punnery

[personal profile] assassinates 2012-12-08 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
[But she doesn't like any boys. That would mean having some sort of feelings. Garrett doesn't really count. In any case, she's looking him over for any weaknesses, committing him to memory.

You know. Just in case.]
I threaten anyone who is a threat to me. [She shrugs.]

Very well then. [Okay, maybe he's. Simple. In the head. Like Garrett! Well she already has one dumb prince, she doesn't need another.] Careful who you attempt to steal from again.