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The Most Fabulous ([personal profile] ashehole) wrote in [community profile] masturbatorium2012-11-17 12:48 am

partyin' partyin' yeah


Open RP Post


find a character you want to play with and respond to their thread. can't find who you want? let me know!
we can make up a scenario, adapt a meme of some sort, or... something else? whatever the fuck we want.
if you need ideas, the random scenario meme has just about anything you could want.
FUCK YEAH WE'RE TOTALLY ROLEPLAYING RIGHT NOW!!!


Handy-Dandy Quick Links:
Commander Shepard Catty Turner Chloe Saunders
Isabelle Beaumont Vanessa Cleveland Elijah Keaton
Jordan Langley Prince Charming Finnick Odair
Meetra Surik Sir Gwaine Tristan
Belgarion of Riva Shelby Rook Galen Marek
Alyss Heart Revan Quincie P. Morris
Annie Cresta Sally Malik Simon Bae
Shadow Daniel Bianchi Fenris
falsifies: (♘; I'll try to be satisfied)

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-18 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
I just want to know!
shepherds: (i don't know why i like you)

[personal profile] shepherds 2012-12-18 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
That's too bad. [He keeps on in that vein until they reach their destination. Which happens to be a very fancy hotel]
falsifies: (♘; I wanna leave and I wanna stay)

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-18 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Which makes her more unsure. And excited. But mostly unsure.] You got us a hotel room?
shepherds: (deep thoughts. also shirtless)

[personal profile] shepherds 2012-12-18 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
You've been working hard, lately. [Or always] You could use a break.
falsifies: (♘; say my name)

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-18 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. [She's not really sure what to say about that. They could have taken a break at home. But she supposes that's the exact opposite of what a break is.] You did this for me?
shepherds: (eheh)

[personal profile] shepherds 2012-12-18 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
Mmhmm. [Getting out of the car and opening the door for her. He knows Jordan, and he's not expecting jumping for joy or anything like that. They're not that kind of couple] Get out, the valet's not going to move the car with you in it.
Edited 2012-12-18 07:51 (UTC)
falsifies: (♘; and time is running out now)

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-18 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow. Dick.

Jordan glares at him before getting out of the car, wrapping her arms around herself.]
I'm not dressed for a hotel that has a valet.
shepherds: (deep thoughts. also shirtless)

[personal profile] shepherds 2012-12-18 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
[His eyes scan her form. His appreciation is pretty obvious]</small. You're fine.
falsifies: (♘; and I know it's wrong)

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-18 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Despite her protests, there is the tiniest of smirks on her face.] They're going to think I'm a prostitute, aren't they?
shepherds: (uh okay)

[personal profile] shepherds 2012-12-18 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
You have been watching too much Pretty Woman. [He takes her hand and pops the boot. He already packed a bag with clothes so she doesn't look like a prostitute when they leave the next day] Come on.
falsifies: (♘; they're sure to lure someone bad)

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-18 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
[There are a thousand things running through her mind. He could be intending to kill her. Or he could be breaking up with her. Because this is sort of public, and she can't make a scene. But for the first time in what is probably forever, she just glances at the bag then back up at him and remains quiet. If he's going to take charge, she'll let him stay in that position.]
shepherds: (mackin')

[personal profile] shepherds 2012-12-18 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
[He sighs, practically reading her thoughts on her face. Tugging her to him, he presses a kiss to her forehead] I'm not going to kill you. [a beat] Or break up with you.
falsifies: (♘; say my name)

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-18 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
I need to work on my poker face. [But she sighs, eyes closing briefly when he kisses her.]
shepherds: (are you sure about that now)

[personal profile] shepherds 2012-12-18 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kissing her lips this time] Please don't.

[The valet gets the keys and a tip and Topher leads his stupid girlfriend into the hotel]
falsifies: (♘; and my soul surrenders)

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-18 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kissing him back.]

You're cute sometimes.

[He's just as stupid.]
shepherds: (mr. smooth)

[personal profile] shepherds 2012-12-18 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone has to make up for you. [He knows :'| And now they are booking in and she doesn't get any strange looks at all tyvm, it's not like she's in her pyjamas.

And now they are at the room and she gets that door opened for her too. It's classy as fuck with a giant bed and a fantastic view. A side table has some fancy chocolates and a bottle of expensive champagne. There is also a bamfin bathtub happening in the next room, although she can't see that yet]
falsifies: (♘; the kind of eyes)

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-18 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Making a face at him, but not saying anything. Her days for being cute are long since over, she knows that.

Okay, she's... A little blown away by the room. There's that cautious part of her that's always there, despite how... settled their relationship has become since they stopped being idiots. So things like this seem unreal to her.

Jordan glances back at him after exploring the room a bit, popping a chocolate into her mouth.]
Dibs on the candy.
shepherds: (mackin')

[personal profile] shepherds 2012-12-19 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[He watches her explore. The expression on his face is one that he doesn't really wear a lot when he looks at her - usually it's teasing, or want, or exasperation, or anger. But it's just fondness now as he waits for her to get settled with the situation.

At least, until she claims the chocolate. He raises an eyebrow at her, stepping closer until he's in her personal space. his hands go to her hips, tugging her closer. when he speaks, his lips brush against hers]
Really?
falsifies: (♘; I would die without you)

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-19 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Now this is more comfortable, his hands on her, getting into her space. A grin stretches across her face as she pulls her head back some, popping another piece of chocolate into her mouth.] Mm. Yeah, I really think so. Sorry for your luck.
shepherds: (are you sure about that now)

[personal profile] shepherds 2012-12-19 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[He's been pretty calm about this whole thing, but that doesn't mean that he wasn't a little concerned she wouldn't like it. But then she gives him that grin and a knot of tension he hadn't been aware of relaxes]

I guess I can live with that. [It's not like he has much of a sweet tooth]
falsifies: (♘; I'll try to be satisfied)

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-19 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, you're not even trying. That's not any fun at all. [She leans in, easing her lips over his in a brief kiss.] Thank you. For this, I mean. Here I thought you forgot what romance was.
shepherds: (mackin')

[personal profile] shepherds 2012-12-19 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
[He tugs her a little closer when her lips close over his, deepening the kiss.] That almost sounded like manners. [Tastes like chocolate :|a He kisses her again]
falsifies: (♘; and my soul surrenders)

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-19 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
[She wraps her arms around his neck, pressing herself closer to him.] I can be very polite when I want to be. [She nibbles at his lip.]
shepherds: (Default)

[personal profile] shepherds 2012-12-19 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
[He bites her lower lip in response. Old habits die hard and all] You can be a lot of things when you want to be.
falsifies: (♘; even bad wolves can be good)

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-19 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
I'm versatile. [She kisses the corner of his mouth.] Flexible, even.

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for you or me?

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for me!

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nawwww

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