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Open RP Post

⊛ find a character you want to play with and respond to their thread. can't find who you want? let me know!
⊛ we can make up a scenario, adapt a meme of some sort, or... something else? whatever the fuck we want.
⊛ if you need ideas, the random scenario meme has just about anything you could want.
⊛ wanna do a picture prompt? we can do some picture prompts.
⊛ FUCK YEAH WE'RE TOTALLY ROLEPLAYING RIGHT NOW!!!

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Vanessa Cleveland ⊛ Catty Turner ⊛ Finnick Odair ⊛ Belle Beaumont ⊛ Chloe Saunders
Commander Shepard ⊛ Piper McLean ⊛ Jordan Langley ⊛ Jaime Lannister ⊛ Eli Keaton
Sally Malik ⊛ Corey Carling ⊛ Shadow ⊛ Fenris ⊛ Meetra Surik
Revan ⊛ Keiko Nakagawa ⊛ Alyss Heart ⊛ Ava ⊛ James
Percy Jackson ⊛ Frank Zhang ⊛ Helen ⊛ Jason Grace ⊛ David Levin
April O'Neil ⊛ Galen Marek ⊛ Reyna ⊛ Jackson Swift ⊛ Jaime Reyes
Fran Zhang (AU) ⊛ Jasa Grace (AU) ⊛ Piper McLean (AU) ⊛ Gretel ⊛ Sirius Black
Cullen ⊛ Liv Durand ⊛ Maddie Moss ⊛ Daniel Bianchi ⊛ Finley Odair (AU)
Persephone Jackson (AU) ⊛ Derek Hale ⊛ Raleigh Becket ⊛ Allison Argent ⊛ Liam Hunt
Seph McCauley ⊛ Jonah Kinlock ⊛ Edward Kenway ⊛ Aveline de Grandpre ⊛ Gale Hawthone
Will Scarlet ⊛ Korra ⊛ Carswell Thorne ⊛ Scarlet Benoit

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[ she doesn't shy away from the address, even though she knows she should feel a little embarrassed at having been caught ]

Your dominant hand?

[ gold. now that's flashy ]

[He sniffs, shrugging as he finally manages to get his golden fingers just right around the cup, bringing it to his lips. It's shaky, and he's well aware that at any second, it's going to spill all over him.

He's lost the ability to care.] An unfortunate accident, but my left is just as deadly.

[Tonight is the night Jaime Lannister guts a man for being too obnoxious. There's a clear air of 'do not want' surrounding him, but he has a feeling his unwelcomed guest is too far into his cups to notice.] You have come to the wrong place if you're looking for whores.

[ Reginald looks down as if realizing this...strangely beautiful man for the first time. Because he had, in all honesty, believed that barstool to be empty. And slightly more to the left. And doubled. ]

On account of chivalry, I must ask you not to speak of a lady, any lady, in that particular manner, good sir. [ a hiccup, and Reginald puts his face into his hands. woe is this strange, drunken and destitute prince. woe. ] I can't even go five minutes.

If a particular lady is a whore, then I will call her a whore. If she has any shame in being named for what she is, she should have thought better than to open her legs for a silver stag or two. [Look, he's just saying. There's an air of indifference to his tone. He really doesn't care about prostitutes or anything, but if a drunk idiot is going to go around shouting 'women', he should learn to find where they are.]

Maybe you need a... lady to help you out.

Edited 2013-07-05 00:14 (UTC)

Edited 2013-06-09 01:32 (UTC)

[When Frank was a kid, his mom used to tell him about different fairy tales and myths from around the world - one place of origin was never enough. Some kids grew up on Cinderella and Hercules; Frank grew up on the Faithful Tiger and The Elephant and the Monkey.

Elephants were a special favorite of his mom's, and he thinks that might have been a large part as to why he bonded with Hannibal as well as he did when back at Camp Jupiter, besides the whole not being judged by an elephant thing. It might be why that's the shape he's the most comfortable in, why they're probably his favorite animal.

He misses his mom suddenly. Actually, he misses her all the time, but this is the first time he's had to think about her in awhile, considering the messes him and the others have found themselves in.

Glancing at Hazel next to him on the deck of the Argo II, he smiles.]

Did you know that elephants have paintings sold all the time? [The most random conversation starter, but whatever.] They like to paint.

"Gretel - Gretel. Would you just let me fucking see?" Hansel's voice is half irritation, all concern as he looks at his sister. His amazing, stupid sister, who'd decided that taking a hit for him was a smart decision. He can see the blood oozing through her clothes, sullen, but slow. Logically, he knows she's not in any danger.

But they live in a world of candy houses and flying brooms, so fuck logic. "If you don't let me see to it, I'm going to tie you up and do it anyway."

Hansel's taken enough bad hits before that just this once, he can manage to live without them. "It's not a big fucking deal, Hansel." Gretel pushes his hands away with a huff of irritation before applying pressure to the wound. It hurts, but she's not about to die.

That last part catches her attention, and she gives her brother the flattest of looks. "Yeah, I'd like to see you fucking try."

That sounds like a challenge to him. Gretel can throw him on the ground most of the time, if he's honest, but today isn't looking like a good day for her. Hansel takes flagrant advantage of this when he grabs her and - carefully - throws her to the ground.

There's not actually anything to tie her down with, and maybe he didn't think this one all the way through, but whatever. His hands pin her wrists, although he makes sure not to disturb her wound. "Now will you let me look?"

Gretel is definitely off her game at the moment. There's a throbbing pain in her side - not fatal, but it's definitely going to put her down for a day or two. So when her brother decides today's the day he thinks he can manhandle her, well he's right.

She huffs irritably when her back hits the ground, and despite the pain, she bucks up against him. Hell fucking no. "What the fuck are you going to look with if you have both of your hands pinning me down?"

He just holds her tighter down when she bucks up, not even a little bit fazed. "I'm hoping that my idiot sister will remember she has a fucking brain in her head, and not run off like a child when I let her go. Or do you want this to fester?"

"Fucking hell, Hansel. Fine." She's definitely acting like a child, but it really doesn't seem like a big deal to her, not enough to warrant this kind of damn harassment. In her struggle, though, the bleeding's gotten a bit worse, definitely staining the front of her shirt.

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