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The Most Fabulous ([personal profile] ashehole) wrote in [community profile] masturbatorium2012-11-17 12:48 am

partyin' partyin' yeah


Open RP Post


find a character you want to play with and respond to their thread. can't find who you want? let me know!
we can make up a scenario, adapt a meme of some sort, or... something else? whatever the fuck we want.
if you need ideas, the random scenario meme has just about anything you could want.
FUCK YEAH WE'RE TOTALLY ROLEPLAYING RIGHT NOW!!!


Handy-Dandy Quick Links:
Commander Shepard Catty Turner Chloe Saunders
Isabelle Beaumont Vanessa Cleveland Elijah Keaton
Jordan Langley Prince Charming Finnick Odair
Meetra Surik Sir Gwaine Tristan
Belgarion of Riva Shelby Rook Galen Marek
Alyss Heart Revan Quincie P. Morris
Annie Cresta Sally Malik Simon Bae
Shadow Daniel Bianchi Fenris
shepherds: (uh okay)

when he isn't regretting all of his life choices

[personal profile] shepherds 2012-12-18 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Not if that's your idea of a compliment, I don't.

[Starting the car and rolling his eyes] It really shouldn't be that hard for you to guess, Jordan.
falsifies: (♘; and my soul surrenders)

she regrets hers just as much, okay

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-18 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
I can find better compliments for you. [She leans in closer, brushing her hand over his arm and grinning up at him.]

Oh, come on. Just tell me.
shepherds: (eheh)

[personal profile] shepherds 2012-12-18 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
[He's eyeing her hand, sort of concerned with where she's going with it while he's driving. Which he is doing now] I'm a little concerned.

[Whee driving] No.
falsifies: (♘; and I know it's wrong)

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-18 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
[She wouldn't just give him a handjob while he's driving, okay? ... Maybe.] You know I can be nice.

[She sits back, though.] Why not?
shepherds: (are you sure about that now)

[personal profile] shepherds 2012-12-18 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Uh huh] Your definition of nice has definitely been concerning on more than one occasion.

[A quiet smirk] Because watching you get frustrated about not knowing is good entertainment.
falsifies: (♘; big bad wolf could want)

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-18 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
Fine, I won't compliment you. [xc] You're not really all that great anyway.

[Huff.] I'm not frustrated. [She's totally frustrated.]
shepherds: (i don't know why i like you)

[personal profile] shepherds 2012-12-18 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
That's a lie.

[Tapping his fingers against the window] So is that.
falsifies: (♘; their howls are sending)

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-18 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not lying. [Not even going to look at him now.]
shepherds: (Default)

[personal profile] shepherds 2012-12-18 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Reaching over without looking and taking her hand. His fingers slide through hers, rubbing the back of it. Mad onehanded driving skills]
falsifies: (♘; and time is running out now)

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-18 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
If you kill us, I'll never forgive you. [But she reluctantly holds his hand, because it's there. That's only polite.]
shepherds: (you're joking)

[personal profile] shepherds 2012-12-18 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
You really think that after all the shit we've been through, this is what would kill us?
falsifies: (♘; say my name)

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-18 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
This is exactly the one thing that would kill us. Think about it.
shepherds: (i don't know why i like you)

[personal profile] shepherds 2012-12-18 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
I can let go if you want.
falsifies: (♘; even bad wolves can be good)

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-18 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
Is Jesus going to take the wheel? [:V]
shepherds: (uh okay)

[personal profile] shepherds 2012-12-18 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
[A sigh, but his tone is fond when he speaks] Shut up, Jordan.
shepherds: (deep thoughts. also shirtless)

[personal profile] shepherds 2012-12-18 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't say anything, but the glance he gives her and the squeeze of her hand says it for him. Yup]
falsifies: (♘; and my soul surrenders)

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-18 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
[She ducks her head and smiles, running her thumb over the back of his hand.] So are you going to tell me now?
shepherds: (eheh)

[personal profile] shepherds 2012-12-18 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
You'll figure it out when we get there.
falsifies: (♘; and time is running out now)

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-18 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
You're killing me!
shepherds: (are you sure about that now)

[personal profile] shepherds 2012-12-18 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
That seems to be happening a lot tonight.
falsifies: (♘; I'll try to be satisfied)

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-18 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
I just want to know!
shepherds: (i don't know why i like you)

[personal profile] shepherds 2012-12-18 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
That's too bad. [He keeps on in that vein until they reach their destination. Which happens to be a very fancy hotel]
falsifies: (♘; I wanna leave and I wanna stay)

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-18 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Which makes her more unsure. And excited. But mostly unsure.] You got us a hotel room?
shepherds: (deep thoughts. also shirtless)

[personal profile] shepherds 2012-12-18 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
You've been working hard, lately. [Or always] You could use a break.

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for you or me?

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for me!

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nawwww

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:V

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cx

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