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Open RP Post


find a character you want to play with and respond to their thread. can't find who you want? let me know!
we can make up a scenario, adapt a meme of some sort, or... something else? whatever the fuck we want.
if you need ideas, the random scenario meme has just about anything you could want.
FUCK YEAH WE'RE TOTALLY ROLEPLAYING RIGHT NOW!!!


Handy-Dandy Quick Links:
Commander Shepard Catty Turner Chloe Saunders
Isabelle Beaumont Vanessa Cleveland Elijah Keaton
Jordan Langley Prince Charming Finnick Odair
Meetra Surik Sir Gwaine Tristan
Belgarion of Riva Shelby Rook Galen Marek
Alyss Heart Revan Quincie P. Morris
Annie Cresta Sally Malik Simon Bae
Shadow Daniel Bianchi Fenris

her definition of fun isn't to be trusted tbh

Date: 2012-12-18 05:31 am (UTC)
shepherds: (Default)
From: [personal profile] shepherds
Yes.

[He grins at the look on her face. Is he enjoying her confusion? Little bit] It's okay. We won't be going out.

he knows he has fun with her

Date: 2012-12-18 05:35 am (UTC)
falsifies: (♘; I would die without you)
From: [personal profile] falsifies
Do you want me to compliment you more?

[What a dick. Don't be mean like that.] Are we having sex in the car? Because it might feel more comfortable in the back seat.

when he isn't regretting all of his life choices

Date: 2012-12-18 05:46 am (UTC)
shepherds: (uh okay)
From: [personal profile] shepherds
Not if that's your idea of a compliment, I don't.

[Starting the car and rolling his eyes] It really shouldn't be that hard for you to guess, Jordan.

she regrets hers just as much, okay

Date: 2012-12-18 05:51 am (UTC)
falsifies: (♘; and my soul surrenders)
From: [personal profile] falsifies
I can find better compliments for you. [She leans in closer, brushing her hand over his arm and grinning up at him.]

Oh, come on. Just tell me.

Date: 2012-12-18 06:17 am (UTC)
shepherds: (eheh)
From: [personal profile] shepherds
[He's eyeing her hand, sort of concerned with where she's going with it while he's driving. Which he is doing now] I'm a little concerned.

[Whee driving] No.

Date: 2012-12-18 06:28 am (UTC)
falsifies: (♘; and I know it's wrong)
From: [personal profile] falsifies
[She wouldn't just give him a handjob while he's driving, okay? ... Maybe.] You know I can be nice.

[She sits back, though.] Why not?

Date: 2012-12-18 06:32 am (UTC)
shepherds: (are you sure about that now)
From: [personal profile] shepherds
[Uh huh] Your definition of nice has definitely been concerning on more than one occasion.

[A quiet smirk] Because watching you get frustrated about not knowing is good entertainment.

Date: 2012-12-18 06:38 am (UTC)
falsifies: (♘; big bad wolf could want)
From: [personal profile] falsifies
Fine, I won't compliment you. [xc] You're not really all that great anyway.

[Huff.] I'm not frustrated. [She's totally frustrated.]

Date: 2012-12-18 06:39 am (UTC)
shepherds: (i don't know why i like you)
From: [personal profile] shepherds
That's a lie.

[Tapping his fingers against the window] So is that.

Date: 2012-12-18 06:39 am (UTC)
falsifies: (♘; their howls are sending)
From: [personal profile] falsifies
I'm not lying. [Not even going to look at him now.]

Date: 2012-12-18 06:41 am (UTC)
shepherds: (Default)
From: [personal profile] shepherds
[Reaching over without looking and taking her hand. His fingers slide through hers, rubbing the back of it. Mad onehanded driving skills]

Date: 2012-12-18 06:42 am (UTC)
falsifies: (♘; and time is running out now)
From: [personal profile] falsifies
If you kill us, I'll never forgive you. [But she reluctantly holds his hand, because it's there. That's only polite.]

Date: 2012-12-18 06:42 am (UTC)
shepherds: (you're joking)
From: [personal profile] shepherds
You really think that after all the shit we've been through, this is what would kill us?

Date: 2012-12-18 06:43 am (UTC)
falsifies: (♘; say my name)
From: [personal profile] falsifies
This is exactly the one thing that would kill us. Think about it.

Date: 2012-12-18 06:46 am (UTC)
shepherds: (i don't know why i like you)
From: [personal profile] shepherds
I can let go if you want.

Date: 2012-12-18 06:47 am (UTC)
falsifies: (♘; even bad wolves can be good)
From: [personal profile] falsifies
Is Jesus going to take the wheel? [:V]

Date: 2012-12-18 06:52 am (UTC)
shepherds: (uh okay)
From: [personal profile] shepherds
[A sigh, but his tone is fond when he speaks] Shut up, Jordan.

Date: 2012-12-18 06:52 am (UTC)
falsifies: (♘; I would die without you)
From: [personal profile] falsifies
You love me.

Date: 2012-12-18 06:53 am (UTC)
shepherds: (deep thoughts. also shirtless)
From: [personal profile] shepherds
[He doesn't say anything, but the glance he gives her and the squeeze of her hand says it for him. Yup]

Date: 2012-12-18 06:54 am (UTC)
falsifies: (♘; and my soul surrenders)
From: [personal profile] falsifies
[She ducks her head and smiles, running her thumb over the back of his hand.] So are you going to tell me now?

Date: 2012-12-18 06:55 am (UTC)
shepherds: (eheh)
From: [personal profile] shepherds
You'll figure it out when we get there.

Date: 2012-12-18 07:01 am (UTC)
falsifies: (♘; and time is running out now)
From: [personal profile] falsifies
You're killing me!

Date: 2012-12-18 07:02 am (UTC)
shepherds: (are you sure about that now)
From: [personal profile] shepherds
That seems to be happening a lot tonight.

Date: 2012-12-18 07:04 am (UTC)
falsifies: (♘; I'll try to be satisfied)
From: [personal profile] falsifies
I just want to know!

Date: 2012-12-18 07:15 am (UTC)
shepherds: (i don't know why i like you)
From: [personal profile] shepherds
That's too bad. [He keeps on in that vein until they reach their destination. Which happens to be a very fancy hotel]

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i think that was the wrong icon but oh well

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for you or me?

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for me!

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nawwww

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:V

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cx

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