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The Most Fabulous ([personal profile] ashehole) wrote in [community profile] masturbatorium2012-11-17 12:48 am

partyin' partyin' yeah


Open RP Post


find a character you want to play with and respond to their thread. can't find who you want? let me know!
we can make up a scenario, adapt a meme of some sort, or... something else? whatever the fuck we want.
if you need ideas, the random scenario meme has just about anything you could want.
FUCK YEAH WE'RE TOTALLY ROLEPLAYING RIGHT NOW!!!


Handy-Dandy Quick Links:
Commander Shepard Catty Turner Chloe Saunders
Isabelle Beaumont Vanessa Cleveland Elijah Keaton
Jordan Langley Prince Charming Finnick Odair
Meetra Surik Sir Gwaine Tristan
Belgarion of Riva Shelby Rook Galen Marek
Alyss Heart Revan Quincie P. Morris
Annie Cresta Sally Malik Simon Bae
Shadow Daniel Bianchi Fenris
falsifies: (♘; and my soul surrenders)

i like how we have to clarify which part of their relationship they're in

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-18 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Jordan's just hanging out in the office, doing some kind of paperwork. She smiles as she looks up at him.] Totally slammed. [:V]
shepherds: (Default)

there are a lot of options :'D

[personal profile] shepherds 2012-12-18 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
[The corner of his mouth lifts a little, and he pushes himself off the doorway as though he's about to leave]</small. Huh. Guess I'll have to cancel.
falsifies: (♘; I wanna leave and I wanna stay)

there... really are

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-18 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Cancel? [Okay, he's definitely got her attention now. She pushes back away from the desk.] Cancel what?
shepherds: (i don't know why i like you)

HTML WHY

[personal profile] shepherds 2012-12-18 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Waving his hand] Don't worry about it, you're busy.
falsifies: (♘; and time is running out now)

you just really suck at html tbh

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-18 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Getting up now.] You've got my attention. Tell me what it is.
shepherds: (eheh)

it's my shift key 8c

[personal profile] shepherds 2012-12-18 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Shrugging] It's a surprise.
falsifies: (♘; they're sure to lure someone bad)

you just suck

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-18 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
What kind of surprise?
falsifies: (♘; their howls are sending)

always

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-18 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
No, I think I like the exact opposite of surprises. [All the suspicious looks.] Are you going to push me into a pool of acid?
shepherds: (uh okay)

[personal profile] shepherds 2012-12-18 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, Jordan. And afterwards I'm going to laugh maniacally and take over the world. [Reaching out to take her hand in his, tugging her gently towards the door]
falsifies: (♘; even bad wolves can be good)

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-18 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Well. She'll just follow along, she supposes. Fighting him would require more effort than she wants to use right about now.] There is one less maniacal alpha in the world, thanks to us, but you still might have to contend with Owen.
shepherds: (i don't know why i like you)

keywords

[personal profile] shepherds 2012-12-18 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
[He rolls his eyes before pressing a kiss to her forehead] Damn. There goes that plan. [flattest tone]

C'mon.
falsifies: (♘; and I know it's wrong)

fffft because she's hot?

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-18 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
You wouldn't make a good world ruler anyway. [He takes orders. Usually. Not gives them.]

I'm coming, I'm coming.
shepherds: (are you sure about that now)

must be it.

[personal profile] shepherds 2012-12-18 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Coming from you, I'm willing to take that as a compliment.

[He leads her out of the house to the car, opening the passenger door to her]
falsifies: (♘; their howls are sending)

and because she's fun to hang around with

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-18 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Are you saying that I don't know how to compliment you?

[She gives him another weird look before climbing into the passenger seat.] I'm not dressed for anything...
shepherds: (Default)

her definition of fun isn't to be trusted tbh

[personal profile] shepherds 2012-12-18 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Yes.

[He grins at the look on her face. Is he enjoying her confusion? Little bit] It's okay. We won't be going out.
falsifies: (♘; I would die without you)

he knows he has fun with her

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-18 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Do you want me to compliment you more?

[What a dick. Don't be mean like that.] Are we having sex in the car? Because it might feel more comfortable in the back seat.
shepherds: (uh okay)

when he isn't regretting all of his life choices

[personal profile] shepherds 2012-12-18 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Not if that's your idea of a compliment, I don't.

[Starting the car and rolling his eyes] It really shouldn't be that hard for you to guess, Jordan.
falsifies: (♘; and my soul surrenders)

she regrets hers just as much, okay

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-18 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
I can find better compliments for you. [She leans in closer, brushing her hand over his arm and grinning up at him.]

Oh, come on. Just tell me.
shepherds: (eheh)

[personal profile] shepherds 2012-12-18 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
[He's eyeing her hand, sort of concerned with where she's going with it while he's driving. Which he is doing now] I'm a little concerned.

[Whee driving] No.
falsifies: (♘; and I know it's wrong)

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-18 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
[She wouldn't just give him a handjob while he's driving, okay? ... Maybe.] You know I can be nice.

[She sits back, though.] Why not?
shepherds: (are you sure about that now)

[personal profile] shepherds 2012-12-18 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Uh huh] Your definition of nice has definitely been concerning on more than one occasion.

[A quiet smirk] Because watching you get frustrated about not knowing is good entertainment.
falsifies: (♘; big bad wolf could want)

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-18 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
Fine, I won't compliment you. [xc] You're not really all that great anyway.

[Huff.] I'm not frustrated. [She's totally frustrated.]
shepherds: (i don't know why i like you)

[personal profile] shepherds 2012-12-18 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
That's a lie.

[Tapping his fingers against the window] So is that.
falsifies: (♘; their howls are sending)

[personal profile] falsifies 2012-12-18 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not lying. [Not even going to look at him now.]

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for you or me?

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for me!

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nawwww

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